Nobody really knows for sure if Jay-Z and Beyonce got married recently – sure, there may be unquestionable proof that they did, but nobody knows for sure.

Admittedly Mary J Blige said that Jay-Z and Beyonce were married, plus they both applied for a marriage license right before the alleged wedding, plus the woman who did the flowers for the wedding said that Jay-Z andBeyonce were married and they’ve both been seen wearing giant wedding rings, but nobody can really say for sure if they’re actually married or not.

And, yes, admittedly Jay-Z and Beyonce have also just filed their marriage license and a town clerk has confirmed that they are definitely married, but look inside your heart, people. Is it telling you that Jay-Z andBeyonce are really married? It is? It is? Oh, well in that case they probably are married, then. Carry on.