Jared Leto May Have Hooked Up With A Dude

Alexis ArquetteAlexis Arquette has held a special place in my heart ever since that bitch sashayed her way onto The Surreal Life?almost a decade ago. She immediately owned that house with those on point eye brows and her quick temper that turned from demur lady into beat down beast dude real quick.

To be honest, I haven’t heard much from Alexis lately, but thanks to a new interview,?she is back on top of my list of favorite celebrities.? Also, one?I am now super jealous of thanks to her spilling the deets about banging a certain hot ass actor/singer.

Alexis Arquette is one of five Arquette siblings.? Way funnier than David, sassier than Patricia,?and prettier than Rosanna, Alexis is the best of all 5.? Alexis used to be Robert, but realized years ago that while she loves dicks, she loves them more from afar than in her own pants.

This week, Alexis was doing an interview with Jackie Beat, and was asked to reveal a secret.? Arquette doesn’t seem to be one that would shy away from saying some crazy shit, but what she actually revealed was blow your mind kind of shit.? And as a gossip whore, I couldn’t be happier.?? It seems back in the day, Alexis got down and dirty with the ever sexy Jared Leto.? But the most interesting part is when exactly it happened.

“I had sex with Jared Leto back when I was presenting as a male. And, yes, it?s not only massive; it?s like a Praetorian Guard?s helmet.”

Now, this isn’t the first time I have heard whispers of a little man love in combination with Jared Leto’s name.? But this is the first concrete statement from someone affirming that Leto may like to play for both teams that I actually believe.? I have heard some conflicting reports as to Jared’s talents in the shack from a few women who claim to have slept with him, but after Alexis’ description, I have decided all those bitches were obviously drunk or way too high.

A massive helmet?? So, Leto is obviously circumcised, which is good to hear.? Also, if you do a quick little Google search, you can easily find some naked pictures of Alexis pre-gender reassignment surgery days, and let me just say- if that bitch says Leto was big, I believe her whole heartedly.? Arquette had the kind of penis guys pretend to have?when trying to take home drunk co-eds, so I know she knows what’s up.

Leto hasn’t come out to deny or confirm the story, which obviously to me means this is 100% true.? Jordan Catalano, you never cease to wow me.


  1. G. says

    Have you seen a praetorian helmet? I would guess he’s actually uncircumcised based on that description.