Comments on: Jamie Lynn Spears Does Porn In A Vague, Creepy, Unsexy Way

By: Richard

Richard — Tue, 17 May 2011 03:46:08 +0000

Jamie Lynn Spears is fucking hot and I fucked her last night it was amazing. The best sex I’ve ever had. She may seem sweet but in the bed she is one dirty whore and I love it. I gave her a cum facial.

By: Stabby McGee

Stabby McGee — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:50:38 +0000

Haha… buttwarmer.

By: isabelle burtwarmer

isabelle burtwarmer — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:21:32 +0000

How good was your comment.

By: Julian Mentat

Julian Mentat — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:19:48 +0000

Thank you Misha, so the museum is OK and I can stop my protest outside it.

Or, at least, I can change my placard from “CRIMINAL MATERIAL IN THIS MUSEUM” to “IT’S NOT THE REAL MADOONNA, JUST SOME OTHER DAME CALLED MADONNA THAT YOU NEVER HEARD OF, DON’T BOTHER GOING IN. AND THE CHILD ISN’T EVEN LOURDES.”

By: Misha

Misha — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:55:36 +0000

I’m replying to Julian. No, simple child nudity is NOT illegal unless the genitals are the focus of the picture or the girl’s legs are erotically spread, or there’s a sexual act. Suckling a baby is not pornography according to federal child porn law. Artful nudity isn’t illegal and there are photos of nude children in books by Jock Sturges, Sally Mann, and Frank Cordelle that are sold at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble. The TMZ story is false and based on a misunderstanding of federal laws.

Penelope Cruz made a film called “Jamon Jamon” when she was just 16 or 17 and it has scenes showing her breasts being sucked by adult men. It was filmed in Spain but is available for sale and rental from hundreds of American DVD stores. The federal government will tell you that film is legal too.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:50:17 +0000

Is the hand of Mumsy Spears behind this? I ask because I’m as poor as a credit-crunch churchmouse on the dole (well, I am, to be honest…so if anyone’s got an organ pipe I can sleep tonight that’d be great) and even I’ve got a printer at home with a slot for a memory card. Surely the Spears clan will have one in their trailer too – somewhere under the pile of holy-water filled effigies of Elvis?

There are even kiosks in shopping centres that you can get photos printed at from a memory card…and unless they all contain a tiny cloned Robin Williams from One Hour Photo then I assume they’re safer than taking it to a shop like Wal-Mart or Staples for printing.

Indeed, the only reason I can think of to do so is to have a massive poster-sized blow-up made from your homely home photos; and if Mater Spears wants one of those on the wall(titty out and all, like some scrote Madonna and child), then it’s time to run away from home, kiddo. Don’t pack. Just grab the kid and run. Now, while you still can.

By: Julian Mentat

Julian Mentat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:42:29 +0000

Wait; Federal pornography laws prohibit the sale of plain old child NUDITY?

Because I know this museum that spent millions on a painting called “Madonna and child”. To be more precise, “NAKED child”.

So they’re screwed. And it wasn’t even the well-known Madonna.