There are a few sounds that always make us turn off the radio instantly in a fit of rage. One of them is the phrase “Hello, I’m Chris Moyles,” and the other is any James Blunt song.

And we’re not the only ones – Essex hates James Blunt songs, too. In fact, Essex hates James Blunt so much that local radio station Essex FM has banned James Blunt from the airwaves for being an annoying, whiny, cloying, girl-haired, soppy-faced, useless-voiced git.