Jaime Pressly Is All Pregnant And Stuff

It's always nice, in this cold and confusing world, to report on lovely things now and again. Like women getting pregnant; especially women who have weirdly-spelt names and star in sitcoms that aren't quite as good as everyone thinks they are.

And guess what? Jaime Pressly - the weirdly-spelt named female star of My Name Is Earl and many, many terrible films you're never likely to watch - has just announced that a Cuban DJ has got her pregnant. You may remember that not so long ago Jaime Pressly said that a Cuban DJ hadn't got her pregnant, but she was telling you a bunch of bloody fibs, wasn't she.

Different celebrities like to announce their pregnancies in different ways, and their methods usually reveal a lot about their personalities. When the girlfriend of noted egotist P Diddy got pregnant, Diddy spread the word on YouTube. Noted spitemonger Brooke Shields announced her pregnancy just to get back at Tom Cruise, who was upset that she took drugs to stop her throwing her first baby against a wall. Noted Hussy Kristie Swanson quickly fell pregnant after doing it with a married man she met during an ice-skating competition. Noted idiot Britney Spears, meanwhile, announced her pregnancy to David Letterman shortly before failing to read some words on a card without fucking it up and looking like a nobsack. And then there's Jaime Pressly, who we can now call a noted liar.

You'll recognise Jaime Pressly from the sitcom My Name Is Earl, where a man with a moustache does a bunch of vaguely funny stuff and then learns a nauseating life lesson about himself week in and week out. But you probably won't recognise Jaime Pressly from films she was in like Demon Island, Can't Hardly Wait and The Karate Dog, because they were all shit. Anyway, Jaime Pressly revealed to the world that she was pregnant via Jay Leno earlier this week. Which is hardly groundbreaking news, save for the equally-groundbreaking revelation that she'd lied about being pregnant not too long before. But Jaime Pressly is having none of any "oh what a terrible person Jaime Pressly is" talk, as E! Online reports:

"I was only one month pregnant, so I lied—which is a woman's right," the My Name Is Earl star said during an appearance Wednesday on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, where she first let the cat—er, baby out of the bag. "I'm four months pregnant!" Pressly, 29, said. "I'm healthy, the baby's healthy—we're good." While she doesn't know the child's sex yet, she's speculating that it's a boy. When her doctor asked (after a recent ultrasound) what she thought the baby's gender was, "I said a boy," Pressly recalled. "She looked at the picture and said, 'If that's not a boy, that's a third leg.' Of course, [fiance] Eric [Calvo] says it's because he's Cuban."

Ah, it's never too early to make dick jokes about the unborn foetus gestating inside your body, is it?

Read more:

Jaime Pressly Talks Pregnancy - E! Online