For the past few years, Kevin James’ tv wife, Leah Remini, has been on a “fuck Scientology” tour, revealing her former church’s absolute insanity to the entire world. I’ve been here for it, because I’ve always assumed Scientology was a weird, expensive celebrity cult co-owned by Tom Cruise.
Leah recently called out Jada Pinkett-Smith for being a secret Scientologist, and much like me and the rest of the world when we tried to watch “Life of Kylie”, Jada was like “Girl, no, can you not?”
Leah recently announced to the world that she’d caught Jada at the Scientology centre a few times and homegirl was definitely into that shit.
Jada took to Twitter to point out that she’s engaged in various practices of various religions, but that didn’t mean she WAS that religion. On Scientology she said: “I have studied Dianetics, and appreciate the merits of Study Tech… but I am not a Scientologist.”
I’m inclined to believe that Jada isn’t a Scientologist for several reasons.
First, there is no such thing as a secret Scientologist. Celebrities who are Scientologists HAVE to let everyone know they’re Scientologists so they can lure other people in because that’s how pyramid schemes work! Like, do you know one single person who secretly sells Scentsy or Mary Kay or some other shit lik that? No. You don’t.
Second, going to a Scientology centre a couple of times doesn’t make you a Scientologist. In grade 12, I put “Scientology” down as my religion in my ICQ profile because I legit thought it was the belief in science. The same year I bought some red wool to make myself Kabbalah bracelet’s because Madonna was making that shit stylish. Have I ever been a Scientologist OR a Kabbalahist? No. I have not. I’m barely a Catholic and I literally have a giant porcelain statue of Jesus on my dresser. The point is, Jada going there doesn’t mean shit so Leah Remini needs to go back to exposing real Scientologist shit, like if Nicole Kidman will ever get to see her adopted kids with Tom Cruise again. Now THAT’S riveting!