From DIETPIXIE – Someone please give Jack Black a cheeseburger.
Why? Well, for starters, shoving it in his big, fat chops might shut him up.
Secondly, it could be the only way we can stop him from doing nude scenes.
That’s right – nude scenes!!
‘Nude scenes’ and ‘Jack Black’ – if ever there was four words that should not appear together in the same sentence it’s that right there.
And you’ll be disgusted to know that the Kung Fu Panda star has done them before (In Margot at the Wedding – just in case you are some twisted freak and want to check him out.)