Hey Cute Overload Dot Com! You’re selling a lie! Animals aren’t the magical little bundles of adorable fluff that you make them out to be – they’re bloodthirsty savages hell-bent on ending humanity by hoof and paw. This is It Will Kill You.

According to legend, the reindeer is Santa’s trusty helper, capable of travelling around the world at logic-defying speeds, somehow balancing themselves, plus the unthinkably huge sleigh they carry behind them, on top of houses no matter how pointy the roof and manage to use their own noses as a kind-of inbuilt hazard light. But this couldn’t be further from the truth.

The truth is that reindeers are vicious killers, murdering anything from lichens to the occasional bird egg to fuel their insatiable lust for blood. The reindeer is a twisted killer that will not rest until humankind has been wiped from the face of the earth and, make no mistake, it will kill you.

True, that’s not actually a reindeer in the video and it’s probably only punching that man in the face because the man’s trying to shoot it, but we won’t tell anyone if you don’t.