Polar bears are arseholes. Yes, they look adorable and they advertise mints and they’re a heartbreaking symbol of global warming, but they’re also arseholes. Because they will kill you.
The most carnivorous of all bears, the polar bear’s diet usually consists of seal and walrus, which the bear stalks and then kills by smashing its skull with its paws. But occasionally polar bears go after humans too, and although some survive the attacks, like the Yukon man who was lucky to escape with his life (images of his injuries are here, but they’re gross), many end up mauled to death. Stupid polar bears.
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Polar bears are wild predators, particularly wild, particularly predatory. They will harm you severely, and they have the heft to do it. They have never learned about mercy and the humans who share their habitat never imagine that they are cute. Putting them in a zoo cage makes them very resentful, and they bide their time, vengeance-minded. Better to leave them on their frozen seas of the Arctic, far away from humanity, because an unarmed human being is even wimpier than a seal in their eyes, and is probably tastier.
Like Harry said they are wild animals. humans kill polar bears like look at global warming or when we take them and put them in zoo’s for our amuzment. THIRLDY, IF U WATCHED THE VIDEO THAT WOMEN CROSSED THE FENCE AND WAS TEASKING THE BEAR. LIKE CMON WE SHOULD KILL U “ARSE HOLE! I HOPE U ROT IN HELL WITH UR MOMMA
Sometimes I forget why this job is so fun. Then I remember.
can u go and jerk off and close this site becuase [polar bears are da best and they will rape u!!!
That Polar Bear should have recognized the dominance of it’s human master and bowed in submission. It needs to be destroyed to death.
as opposed to destroyed to life?
I’m guessing that the idiot woman crossed the barrier to get a closer look at the “cute bear”? If that’s the case then she deserves every stitch and scar she got. Fucking moron.
Please note that I watched this with the sound off, so if in fact the bear sneakily lured the woman over the fence with the promise of some delicious mints then fair play, she’s not a moron.
Cam’s polar bear is coming for you Stu. You lucky, lucky boy.
Tell me about it – I haven’t had a good raping from a polar bear since I don’t know when.
…”I haven’t had a good raping from a polar bear since I don’t know when.”
Be careful with those raping polar bears, Stuart. You could be killed to death.
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but some nice woman telt me only men rape! apart from dogs, wolves, rooks, and a bunch of others [not to bore you] and the dirty bastards have doubled their population in the last 10 years plus they should evolve into some new species or make way for a one…. get my point. maybe that bear wanted to shag her leg.
comments please T.
“get a tranquilizer gun!” ha ha ha! sure thing, lady…
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Destroyed to death by a bunch of resentful, vengeance-minded gang-banging polar bears.
ARRRrrrrggggh. NO mints are worth that fate. (Bet they would be CURIOUSLY delicious if they were…)
thats a bit scary. what was it doin? holdin on to her leg or eat’n it
I simply cannot believe how stupid these people are! Don’t they understand there’s a reason why these animals are kept in a cage?!
The worst thing about these things is that most of the times the animals get killed because it has become “dangerous”… It’s bad enough we’ve come to a situation where we actually need zoo’s, so our children can learn about the importance of saving our environment. Wildlife is called just that for a reason people!!!
Does anyone know if its possible to kill a full grown polar bear in a one on one fight without any sort of weapon?
When someone shouted ‘Get a tranquilizer gun!’, I was thinking to myself ‘finally they’re gonna silence the stupid bitch and allow the bear to enjoy its meal in peace!’.
Great sh*t Barnsicle! xD