Fed up with endless internet pictures of two puppydogs kissing on the lips? Good, here's It Will Kill You.
This week's It Will Kill You is the Anaconda. Growing up to about 30 feet in length, the Anaconda is a type of aquatic boa that inhabits swamps and rivers in South America. The Anaconda will kill you by constriction. Looping its body around its prey, the Anaconda will squeeze tighter and tighter until has crushed the air out of the prey, at which point it will unhinge its jaws and swallow the victim whole.
Anacondas usually eat pigs, deer, small crocodiles and fish. And your children. Oh, and yes – it will kill you. There's probably one that stares at you when you sleep, and one that lives in your toilet water waiting to pounce.
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That’s pretty much unwatchable. Not as in scary unwatchable – as in it’s so pixelated I can’t tell what’s going on. Looks like a bunch of guys prodding a manatee with a Madonna’s castoffs from 1986.
quite a strate foward publication,although the hole ‘watch you whilst you sleep and down your toilet’ cud b a little more realistic instead of a bad horor story gone rong.
i know a lot about andcondas i know… that they can kill there pray buy sqeezing there prey and untell they cant breath anymore and they live in the amazon rain forest and live in swawmps and they are family of python and boas and in spanish they are called bull killer and in africa they are called graet swimmer