Is There A Celebrity Breast Conspiracy?
Conspiracy theories are great. Conspiracy theories about breasts are greater. Conspiracy theories about celebrity breasts are the greatest. And guess what, there's a conspiracy about celebrity breasts knocking around as we speak.
We got word from blog 10 Zen Monkeys that a celebrity breast conspiracy is in place, whereby every single actress promoting a summer blockbuster movie this year has been strangely compelled to talk endlessly about their boobs as if they've just discovered that they were there. The proof's there for everyone to see - Keira Knightley wouldn't stop telling everyone that she wants bigger breasts before the release of Pirates Of The Caribbean 3, Kirsten Dunst won't stop talking about the padded bra she wore in Spider-Man 3, Cameron Diaz actually took a breast out on Ellen while promoting Shrek 3 and Jessica Alba told GQ that her breasts aren't 'under her chin' during an interview about The Fantastic 4.
Why are all the actresses in the world fixated on their breasts? And how long is it until Michael Moore realises that more people would go and see Sicko if he discussed his sweaty moobs more and the US healthcare system less in interviews? We don't know the answers, but the celebrity breast conspiracy is certainly more fun to read about than the conspiracy about Zionist global domination. Those Zionists really have got rubbish tits.
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