This week is just too exciting for our liking – first Barack Obama gets inaugurated and now the Oscar nominations?

We literally can’t control our bowels. Literally. And, if anything, the Oscar nominations are even more exciting than the new president. Because, when they happen tomorrow, we’ll find out if The Dark Knight will get a Best Picture nod or not. Oscar hype over The Dark Knight has been steadily building for months now, and the repercussions of a nomination would be huge.

But we’ll have to explain them in a minute, after we’ve changed our pants. We really did mean literally.