Listen, before you even ask, no. I am not going to make a post about the Emmys. I don’t watch Game of Thrones, I don’t watch that Marvelous Miss whatever show, so I honestly just don’t give a single fuck (other than the fact John Mulaney won an award. That was cool). Today, I’m only going to blog about Justin Bieber, so deal with it, k?
I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Biebs, but he might have gotten married at a courthouse on Thursday, which is really adding to my theory that him and Hailey Baldwin only got engaged because she’s knocked up.
What we know for a fact is that Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin at the very least obtained a marriage license on Thursday. Numerous media outlets claimed they got married the same day at the courthouse, but Hailey hopped on Twitter and said this wasn’t true.
Then, just yesterday, Hailey’s uncle and professional Donald Trump impersonator, Alec Baldwin, said they “just went off and got married and I don’t know what the deal is.”
According to sources, since both Biebs and Hailey are mega religious, they don’t consider the legal aspect of marriage to be super important, so they got that out of the way at the courthouse, but still want to do a big lame religious ceremony with all their family and pals because, like, marriage isn’t important if Jesus isn’t there.
The source says:
They’re going to have a big blowout, in front of God and everyone they love.
So, at this point I really don’t know what to think. Maybe these two kids are married. Maybe they’re not. Maybe they’re knocked up. Maybe they’re not. I really have no insider info on this, so I’m basically just waiting on an Instagram post to clear things up tbh.