Anyone who follows Beyonce and Jay Z’s relationship know they are fixated on the number 4. Bey’s birthday is September 4th, Jay’s is November 4th, they got married on April 4th (4/4), Beyonce released and album called “4”, Jay Z released an album called “4:44”, and their oldest daughter’s middle name is Ivy a.k.a. IV a.k.a. 4 (they also have matching IV tattoos on their ring fingers).
But are they so fucking committed to the number four that they’ve decided to go for a fourth child?
At a recent concert, fans were quick to notice that Bey was sporting what looked like a small baby bump, which at one point she rubs on stage with a smile. This clearly lead to everyone assuming that Beyonce is expecting her fourth child. While it might seem super soon for Bey and Jay to have another kid since their twins JUST turned one, we should all keep in mind that these two aren’t getting any younger. Beyonce is pushing 40 and Jay is pushing 50, so if they really want to have a fourth child now would definitely be the time.
Let’s have a look at some of the screen shots from the alleged bump rub:
I mean, ok, she definitely looks bloated, but 1) she had twins a year ago, and 2) she could be eating damn good in Italy right now, soooo, I dunno.
And yeah, she COULD be rubbing her baby bump, or maybe shes just caressing her stomach trying to dance sexy?
Only time will tell if Beyonce is knocked up again, and I’m sure she will think up some ridiculously EXTRA way to let us all know. Like she’ll stick a bunch of roses up her vagina and do a photoshoot of her dressed as Aphrodite pretending to give birth to a bunch of roses while the remaining members of the Four Seasons sing in the background because, you know, four. Jay Z will be in the background dressed as Rafiki from The Lion King, lifting Blue up a la baby Simba, and the twins will be held by a hologram of Maya Angelou, and dressed as Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King, and the whole thing will be so over the fucking top and we’ll all fucking love it because BEYONCE.