Inevitable Miley Cyrus Underwear Pictures Finally Hit Web
April 22nd, 2008 at 14:00 by Stuart Heritage
Oh come on, mucky internet Miley Cyrus pictures were always an inevitability - she’s both a tween star and a country singer’s daughter, for god’s sake.
So don’t act all surprised now that a set of photos of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus yanking down her top to show off her bra and rolling around on a boy’s lap in just her underwear have emerged. And don’t act all alarmed either - although admittedly it’s not perfect role model behaviour, Miley Cyrus is a normal teenage girl, and this is what all normal teenage girls do.
Wait, no, actually that’s wrong - what we meant to say there was that this is what all normal teenage girls do in the minds of creepy old yellow-toothed men who hang around school gates at playtime and faintly smell of stale semen. But that’s close enough. Congratulations Miley Cyrus! You’re living the dream!
We all know how important it is to fit in with your peers. That’s why people play golf - nobody actually likes golf, they just start playing it because someone they work with plays it. It’s a self-perpetuating spiral of misery, golf.
Anyway, fitting in with your peers is even harder when you’re a tween sensation, because it means you have to debase yourself on a regular basis. As soon as, say, Vanessa Hudgens gets her tits and minge out in a photo, then Jamie Lynn Spears has to have underage sex until she’s pregnant just to keep up. It’s like the golf thing, but more appealing to paedophiles.
However, on tween star had managed to rise above the depravity - Miley Cyrus. Daughter of Achy Breaky Heart singer Billy Ray Cyrus and the star of TV shows, sold out tours, a number one movie and more opportunistic merchandise that you could scuttle an oil tanker with, the most trouble that Miley Cyrus had ever been in is when she didn’t wear a seatbelt once. But that’s all changed now.
Now Miley Cyrus’ butter-wouldn’t-melt reputation has been hit by some photos released onto the internet showing Miley Cyrus in just her underwear. That’s right, Miley Cyrus in her underwear. She’s 15. You should be ashamed of yourself. MTV has more:
On Monday (April 21), a set of shots depicting the squeaky-clean 15-year old Cyrus made the rounds online, showing the singer wearing just a bra and underwear while draped across the lap of an unnamed male, and another in which she’s pulling down her shirt to reveal a green bra. It’s actually the second batch of eyebrow-raising shots of Cyrus to hit the Net over the past six months, following on the heels of much tamer pictures of the singer and a female friend nearly kissing as they shared a piece of licorice; some others that popped up on her MySpace page in which she posed suggestively in a bikini and her underwear.
Really, what was Miley Cyrus thinking? She knows that she’s a role model to millions of young teenage girls, and once they all see that Miley Cyrus has effectively given them the go-ahead to strip down to their underwear and roll around on strange men’s laps, then where will we be? Mainland Europe, that’s where.
However, some are saying that these racy Miley Cyrus photos are an indication of Miley’s move from tween star to mainstream celebrity. Soon enough Miley will ditch Hannah Montana and move onto something a bit more suitable, although at the moment that looks like it’ll be a starring role in I Know Who Killed Me 2: It Was My Own Bare Vagina That Killed Me, And Also My Tits.
Fingers crossed, though, that this spate of tween flagitiousness will come to an end now that everyone from Vanessa Hudgens to Miley Cyrus has seen rude pictures of themselves published on the internet.
At least until that video of Dora The Explorer getting gangbanged by those animal friends of hers leaks out, anyway.
Read more:
New Miley Cyrus Photos — Showing Singer In Her Underwear — Hit The Net - MTV
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April 22nd, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I’m not looking at those pics of Miley. No way, not this time. I remember back when Britney Spears was that age and…well… I got busted for Statutory Masturbation.
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Ummm…if you look at the pictures its pretty obvoius it isn’t her. The girl does have a resemblance but definetely not her.
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Michelle, thank you for clearing that up.
However, I’ve not seen the pictures, and feel compelled to check. Please could you post a link?
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:53 pm
why people get so defensive with her??? it was her, not a look a like
it’s not hard to imagine her doing that, i mean, she’s 15 and goes out dressing like an 18 yers old, at 15 she has shown more skin than Britney did at 18 (and when Britney did it it was “scandalous”… so why with Miley it isnt?? (and keep in mind that Britney at 18 was still considered a good role model so all bashing comments based on Britney’s post 18 doesn’t count)
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Sorry, but Cyrus is just not a hottie. Maybe she’ll grow into a beauty, or maybe beauty will be surgically sculpted for her, but she looks like any other girl to me. Not hot.
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:13 pm
This site has the pics http://regulus2.azstarnet.com/blogs/hollywood/8876/
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:26 pm
“and keep in mind that Britney at 18 was still considered a good role model so all bashing comments based on Britney’s post 18 doesn’t count”
As we all know, the developmental years are long over at 18. Yes, once a person is 18 they are the person they are always going to be.
You fucking dimwit.
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Miley Cyrus, thou art an underwear harlot.
http://www.faithmouse.com/miley_cyrus_underwear.gif
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:51 pm
shes so retarted ive had sex when i was 9!!!
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:47 pm
“shes so retarted ive had sex when i was 9!!!”
And that Priest is still a free man, I bet.
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:33 pm
m-ster: surely you recognize the Father’s typing style?
After abusing the innocent, what could be more fun than
to hop online and pretend to be one of them yourself?
Naughty Father, very naughty! No spanking for you tonight.
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:31 am
You had sex when you were 9
April 24th, 2008 at 6:40 am
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April 26th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Yeah I looked too… sure, it’s Miley but that’s hardly anything interesting. Yeah, that’s her green bra. Yippie, we saw a little bit of her green bra! /sarcasm. But the one of her lying on the guy’s lap… I’d hardly call that her underwear. Look at her shoulders, you can see a pink strap from the bra she’s wearing underneath.
April 27th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
omg its not here! just concentrate and ull know. for example she isnt wearing her ring as she ALWAYS does. and look at here hair, it is known now that she actually has curled hair, atleast thats what i hope
April 28th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Why does Miley Cyrus have to be a role model? When has a child star ever been an actual role model? They’re still just kids.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
2006-2007 Winner of the “Best Child Role Model” for the Golden Icon Awards presented by Travolta Family Entertainment
April 28th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
The Pillsbury Dough Boy makes a pretty good roll model.
April 29th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Damn Straight! at 15 she should be wearing a chastity belt, and a burka, that way she would never appeal to the minds of creepy old yellow-toothed men who hang around school gates at playtime and faintly smell of stale semen.
For appearing in her underwear and having her pictures published on the internet she should be publicly flogged! The youth of today will never learn discipline unless they are severely punished for their misdemeanour’s. “spare the rod and spoil the child and all that”
April 29th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
WHO CARES SHES A KID I DID THAT WHEN I WAS 8
April 30th, 2008 at 12:39 am
hey praxis that reminded me with the whole guy near the school bit there was 1 a few days ago we were playin baseball and this dude comes on his bike and gets off adn starts watchin the preschoolers and us i was pretty freaked out. well anyways those shots of miley only pervs would look at i have a gf i dont need to check out this crap anymore
April 30th, 2008 at 4:23 am
i hate how everyone always brings up her age as ‘’she’s only 15, she’s a teenager” so what?
is that giving 15 year old girls everywhere permission to do stuff like that?
yehh no lie, teenagers are crazy, i’m a teen myself, but i dont think you have to, have fun and have the best years of your life if you spend them by taking picx in bras and underwears. i mean was it really that necessary to do?
it’s really ridicoulous, i mean i honestly was expeciting this to happen, like seriously
there is no ’squeaky-clean’ celeb out there no more, no matter if they’re on the disney
channel or anything, outside of there career they’re bound to show up into something
scandalous.
May 4th, 2008 at 10:51 am
it’s awesome
May 4th, 2008 at 10:52 am
it’s amazing
May 8th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
If this is the real you than this is kinda why i don’t really like Hannah Montana so why would you do this i used to love you now i only like you 20%
May 8th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
let her take her top off(its hot)
May 14th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
i hate u right now why because of yr pic that u had of yr self
May 17th, 2008 at 8:19 am
i recon she should try to where a bra for once
May 17th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
you are a lesbion go fuck britneys ass bitch