Why Hulk angry, you ask?
hecklerspray not talk about new Hulk Eric Bana – man who star in pretty rubbish Hulk film (made by man who then made film about gay cowboys). No. Old Hulk better. Lou Ferrigno star in Incredible Hulk series.
This show good. This show entertain hecklerspray when child with ITV Saturday evening repeats. This show piss all over Jim’ll Fix It.
But now original Hulk man upset! Now he really angry! Now he file lawsuit against younger brother!
Grrrr.
Hulk-man’s younger brother Andy Ferrigno has been bad man. He taking liberties with image of Lou Ferrigno (DVDs). Lou allege that:
"Andy Ferrigno’s Ferrigno Fitness of Stewartsville, New Jersey, treads on Lou Ferrigno’s Incredible Hulk fame with everything from its Ferrigno-boasting name to its Hulk-green awning to its Website URL, FerrignoFitness.com."
Grrrr.
So now Lou place lawsuit. He not happy with Andy and shop he run. Oh no. He claim that:
"On numerous occasions, Lou Ferrigno and members of his family have been contacted or approached by strangers or acquaintances who believe that Ferrigno Fitness is ‘Lou’s store.”
Lou not like being expected to know about exercise equipment. This make Lou want go smash things.
Now working as Los Angeles County reserve Deputy Sheriff, Lou know all about law and criminals. But Lou not become Los Angeles County reserve Deputy Sheriff just for money! That attitude cynical! He insist that:
"The money’s not the issue. It’s mainly to be part of a great organisation."
This not matter anyway. He probably win and get lot of money from brother. This normally way things work due to general litigious culture of America. They like suing each other. Even idiot ladies in McDonalds who burn mouths on coffee can get substantial payment!
It free-for-all over there! hecklerspray consider move there! But then hecklerspray no longer be able to watch Quizmania. This bad state of affairs.
hecklerspray must go now. hecklerspray has elocution lessons. We want to talk good. No-one become success when talking slow and Hulk-like.
Except simpleton football man Wayne Rooney.
Grrrr.
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