I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Betting Odds - The Final

It’s the final of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here tonight. The culmination of two weeks of hunger, bad weather, cock eating and pube shaving. But who’s going to win?

Sid Owen, Sheree Murphy and Carol Thatcher have all been in the jungle for the same length of time, so we’d like to say that, deep down, they’re all winners. But that’d bugger up the betting odds, and the good people at SportingOdds.com would take us out and shoot us in the balls if that ever happened. So we’ll be more precise - there will be one winner and two big fat losers.

Whoever is crowned the 2005 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here King or Queen Of The Jungle will be able to look forward to a huge career upswing. There’ll be the lucrative interview deals with newspapers, the shoddy cash-in single, the regular guest-spot on a Channel Five panel show, shameless adverts for all kinds of indiscriminate companies and the comfortable knowledge that whoever wins will be forever in the same pantheon as Phil Tufnell and Joe Pasquale.

So, now that Jimmy Osmond has gone, here are the I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here final betting odds, with help from SportingOdds.com…

Sheree Murphy - Sheree’s I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here fortunes have taken a tumble after she dared criticise Carol Thatcher behind her back when Thatch done a dirty great guff. Now Sheree is suffering for her outburst. Also, there are no more drama queens left in the camp, leaving Sheree with nobody to cry and wail and wheeze to all the time. Not even a bunch of pissed off ostriches. Her betting odds to win I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here have never looked worse. Current odds - 8/1

Sid Owen - Sid Owen has always been a favourite to leave the jungle victorious, and this is down to his easy-going charm and natural wit. Sid has provided us with a handful of golden I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here moments - like convincing himself that he was able to sleepwalk to a bush and have a piss without waking up, or trying not to lose his temper as he ran towards Jilly Goolden while attached to a piece of elastic, or… no, that’s it. Could Sid be the next I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here King Of The Jungle? It wouldn’t surprise us. Current odds 100/30

Carol Thatcher - Carol Thatcher has been the undisputed star of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here this series. While other people have tried to get attention by shaking a lot and falling over, or jumping into a lake wrong and breaking their ribs, Carol has approached everything with the same indomitable mindset and funny voice, and she’s won the public over in the process. There’ll be calls for her to lead the Conservative Party next, just like what happened when Derek was in Big Brother. Current odds - 4/9

That’s it. This is the last set of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds you’ll get from us this year, so it’s also the last chance you have to try and make some money from the outcome of the series. What are you waiting for - head over to the Specials section of SportingOdds.com right now and place a dirty great bet on a potential winner. Good luck.

[story by Stuart Heritage]