Ugh, Tara Reid. Honestly, that sentence alone could just be the whole blog and adequately describe her entire career for the past decade (except when the producers threw her a bone and let her appear in ‘American Reunion’ back in what? 2011? 2012? Whatever).
Reid took to her Instagram account yesterday to share with her 12 followers a picture of herself with a bruised up face and running mascara. She captioned it: Everyone be kind to each other. This is what bullying looks like. #Worthless
Automatically, I saw this picture and thought ‘Oh great, someone gave Tara Reid another film role, and by the quality of those fake bruises, I’d say it’s a 5th grade student film.’ However, the other 11 people following her (I’m not actually following her) took her post seriously and told her to call the police and report this shit. Apparently Tara’s other followers don’t follow the Kardashians/Jenners and therefore don’t know quality make up tricks when they see them, because these fools were actually buying Tara’s bruises as real.
As it turns out, I was correct, and Tara’s purple Crayola marker bruises WERE for a film. A film titled Worthless (of course).
Worthless is apparently an anti-bullying movie which makes me REALLY suspect that my joke about it being a 5th grade student film MIGHT actually be true.
Like a bunch of 10-year-olds got assigned to make a 5-10 minute movie about an issue that effects young people today and Tara Reid got wind of this riveting and socially relevant topic and offered to star in it. She wouldn’t work pro-bono, but she would accept bottoms from the kids’ parents’ liquor cabinets. Girl gotta get hers somehow, am I right?
I love how Tara posted that pic on Instagram, hoping it would get some attention, and it actually did manage to land her on the UsWeekly website. Honestly, my dream in life is to make the UsWeekly website, even though, by the standards Tara Reid has set, I feel like it might not be that hard.