Here at hecklerspray we’d never dream of gossiping or making crude or childish remarks about?celebrities?or their sexual preferences. ?The depraved acts we’ve considered in the bedsit alone (and not counting the ones we’ve scheduled for the Christmas party) are enough to make any sane person question their sexuality, so we’d never judge anyone.
But then again, we are also enormous liars who will make fun of anyone silly enough to be famous for a living.
WE HEARD THAT WOLVERINE LIKES THE ?WARM TOUCH OF SOMEONE EQUALLY HAIRY AND MALE!!
It’s true, the rumours that Hugh Jackman is gay have been around for a while, but it seems that his wife of 15 years, Deborra-Lee Furness,?has decided to dismiss these rumours publicly, making us all feel like terrible people for feeding the evil gossip machine.
She roared:
“The line I heard was, ‘Wolverine? Who would have thought?’ Hugh and I don’t pay much heed.”
“It’s kind of tragic that these people have nothing better to do than gossip about people they don’t know.”
We feel it’s more two-faced and tragic to gossip about people we do know, so we’re not falling for that one.
But don’t worry, she still fancies the arse off him.
“I do think he’s the sexiest man alive, and I’d hope every woman would think her husband was.”
Oh shut up. You’re married to Hugh Jackman. What would you know?
“I was always saying I’d marry somebody sensible, like a stockbroker. So he dresses up for that fantasy for me occasionally.”
Brilliant idea. Divert attention from the gay rumours by telling the world your husband sometimes wears a suit and acts like a prick. Hugh Jackman also insists he’s not gay.
In 2009 he said:
“I’d be happy to go and deny being gay, because I’m not. But by denying it, I’m saying there is something shameful about it, and there isn’t anything shameful.
“The questions about sexuality I find more in America than anywhere else, because it’s a big hang-up and defines what people think about themselves and others.”
We’re hoping at some point he’ll also deny dressing up like a stockbroker. This is just wrong.
So there you have it. We have no idea if Hugh Jackman is gay or straight as we’re not all hung up about it like those Americans but while you make up your own sweet minds,?here’s a nice video of Hugh.
Enjoying being ‘theatrical’ and being in musicals and that.
WHAT?
Kaze says
Now means be a gay if you are like Jackman; a professional multitalented, such as no longer existed for many years in Hollywood? So, according to your thinking, if people like Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly, Howard Keel or Sinatra had had the misfortune to live in present age, because of sick clich
Grizzly says
Don’t put it on us Yanks. We don’t give a crap whether he’s gay or not either. And no one is forcing this “discreet” lady to say anything. She’s volunteering it all by her lonesome instead of saying something sensible like “Hugh has already said what he had to say on the subject and since it’s *his* career if he comes up with anything else, he’ll tell you himself.” And btw how many people are actually buzzing about this these days anyway?