Hugh Hefner To Get Rampant With One Of His Bunnies

Rare is the kind of horny gentlemen who has never let his eye 'accidentally' wander up to the top shelf during a visit to a newsagents, where all sorts of mucky jazz magazines are available to satisfy the urges of the dirty consumer.

Be it two girls embracing in a display of good old homosexuality, people donning various items of clothing or other stuff that is hard to stomach, porn is everywhere. Of course, one of the biggest and well known porn magazines - or as we like to call them - 'gentlemen’s literature' - is Playboy. After being in circulation for over 50 years, Playboy's founder Hugh Hefner is still alive and kicking. At the ripe old age of 81, he still has plenty of life in him. So much life, in fact, that he has sparked rumours that he wants to implant his seed into one of playmates.

Remember, he’s 81. 

It almost sounds like another Anna Nicole Smith story doesn’t it? You know, an attractive blonde whose only talent is taking her clothes off falls in love with someone who is more than double her age and is worth much more money then everyone at hecklerspray combined.

While Anna Nicole Smith’s relationship can be questioned for her true wants, it appears that love is in the air for Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison, the Playmate who Hefner recently decided to settle down with. Rumours that the dirty old man has done the dirty were rife, as Digital Spy reports: 

“Holly Madison who shares the adult magazine mogul with Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, sparked rumours of a pregnancy when she was spotted not drinking on a recent holiday.” 

Maybe this is Hefner’s idea of the next chapter for the Playboy romantic comedy. Though to us, there’s nothing romantic or funny about an old and decaying member of society impregnating one of the scores of women that throw themselves at him. It’s quite tragic actually. Why can’t he just settle down and die like he promised us? Once he does pop his clogs we all know they’ll be a long and boring court case about who gets what.

Hugh Hefner has already spawned two children from a marriage in 1949, but now it looks like a third might not be out of the question. However, with the geezer still being 'sexually active' who knows what will happen. For Gods sake, why can’t they adopt like Madonna and Angelina Jolie?  

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