Sure, to most people Hugh Grant looks like the kind of charmingly demure English gentleman who’d avoid conflict like the plague, but don’t make Hugh Grant angry; you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry – or carrying some baked beans. Or both.

Hugh Grant has apparently been arrested after becoming so enraged with a member of the paparazzi that he hurled a tub of baked beans at him in a manic display of angry haricot-based tomato sauce-fuelled rage, it has been reported. We’re told that Hugh Grant’s angry bean-chucking tantrum was so vehement that you could hear the blood-curdling cries of “Take that, you big bloody jolly buggering sod!” from up to three metres away.