So now we know where Anna Nicole Smith got buried, what massive cocktail of prescription drugs killed Anna Nicole Smith and the type of scary clown she liked to dress up as – that just leaves the paternity of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby daughter.

And now it’s beginning to look as if we’ll get the answer to that poser before the end of the week. Howard K Stern, the former boyfriend and lawyer of Anna Nicole Smith – whose name is on the birth certificate of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter Dannielynn Hope – has suddenly dropped his appeal to block the use of DNA paternity tests to discover the true fatherhood of the baby. From now on, one of three things could happen: 1) The court could reveal that the DNA tests prove that Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, 2) the court could reveal that Howard K Stern was the father of Dannielynn Hope all along or 3) the DNA tests could reveal that a disgusting mixture semen from every single male on earth somehow impregnated Anna Nicole Smith, making us all the father of Dannielynn Hope and therefore legally entitled to a share of that dead old oil guy’s billions.