Maybe it feels a little odd to be ?attracted to a cartoon character, but there are worse things to be attracted to, right? It’s okay to have these feelings. Let’s all just accept it, you guys. Group hug. It’s okay.
So the fellas get Jessica Rabbit and Jasmine and Catwoman, but that’s not to say that the ladies don’t get some pretty decent eye candy as well.?In my opinion, there are way more than twenty sexy animated dudes out there in the cartoon-osphere, but I’ve managed to narrow it down.
20. Woody – Toy Story?
Those big brown eyes are like deep pools of chocolate desire. Cowboy fetish, anyone?
19. Shaggy – Scooby Doo?
Long, lanky stoner types just do it for me.
18. He-Man – He-Man?
Seeing as how he somehow manages to flawlessly pull off a bobbed haircut, he can be the master of my universe anytime he wants.
17. Max – A Goofy Movie?
He was a sk8er boi, I said see ya – whatever, he’s cute.
16. Morbius – Spider-Man
The accent, the patent leather trench, the soul patch…take all the plasmaaa you want from me, baby.
15. Ash Ketchum– Pokemon
The trucker hat says, “I’m a chill bro.” But the fingerless gloves say, “I’m ready for battle.” I love a multifaceted man.
14. Magneto – X-Men
The way I’m drawn to him…it’s this inexplicable magnetism.
13. Inspector Gadget – Inspector Gadget?
Okay, I’m going to be honest. I mainly put him on the list because he’s like a walking Swiss Army knife. Need a blowhorn? He’s got it. Also, HE’S A HUMAN HELICOPTER.
12. Superman – Superman?
Uh, seriously? Cartoon or not, this is the sexiest picture ever. Ever. His chest is so broad, I could seek shelter there during harsh winters.
11. Stu Pickles – Rugrats?
Look at that sexy stubble. What a DILF.
10. Lion-O – Thundercats
With his crimson mane and ripped physique, the O’s gotta stand for orgasmic.
9. Zak Young – FernGully: The Last Rainforest
Dumb as a box of rocks, but do we really care?
8. Arnold – Hey Arnold
Move it football head! ….a little closer to me, please.
7. Wolverine?- X-Men?
Oh my, what?big claws you have. Are those stainless steel? Let’s cook dinner together sometime.
6. Sterling Archer – Archer
He’s Jon Hamm in cartoon form and that is all I need to know.
5. Captain Planet – Captain Planet?
He believes global warming is a real thing. That’s hot.
4. Milo Thatch – Atlantis: The Lost Empire?
You know what they say about the neurotic nerdy ones. There’s so much nervous energy packed into that wiry frame. Le sigh….
3. Peter Parker – Spider-Man
I purposefully chose Parker over Spiderman because why cover up those?god-like cheekbones with a mask? My spidey?sense is?tingling.
2. Batman – Batman?
So dark. So mysterious. His jawline is like a woooden mallet, breaking hearts all over Gotham City. Oh batty…
1. Trent Lane – Daria?
Hot cartoon musicians trump all. If the lyrics to “Psychic Refugee” don’t speak to you on a cosmic level, then how do you live?
Tony McMillen says
But where’s Brock Samson I ask? Where’s Brock Samson?