The above picture of Elizabeth Hurley was taken by her son, Damian, just yesterday. Elizabeth Hurley is 51-years-old and, no matter how hard I work out (which is pretty hard), I will probably never look as good in a bikini as this woman does. I don’t have her magnificent breasts. But you know what? That’s ok! Most of us don’t!
Liz looks AMAZING, no doubt, but she’s definitely one of those hot, older women that you’d see on a tabloid cover in the HOT section of bikini bods, with some other celeb mom in the NOT section next to her just because she has some cellulite or some shit.
Aren’t you guys sick of shit like that? Liz Hurley looks amazing, and if I look half as good as her at 51 I would feel hashtag blessed. She obviously has good genetics and takes amazing care of herself. However, most moms, even celebrity moms, tend to let their intense fitness regimes go after having kids because duh, having kids, working, having relationships, and trying to exist as a human tend to take top priority over ab crunches. And there’s aging, which means you have to do 10 times more ab crunches at 40 than you had to do at 25 to get your abs back. It’s fucking exhausting! So, while I appreciate Liz’s phenomenal body, I’d like to shout out to some beautiful bikinied moms who might not get a whole Us Weekly story about how sexy you look at the beach with your kids. I see you, and I think you look great!
Hey Jennifer Garner! I see you in your one piece looking strong af, having fun with your kids! Your shoulders look CRAZY (probably from lifting kids non-stop, amirite?) and no one appreciates a nice one piece like a fellow mom.
Hey Reese Witherspoon! I see you rocking that purple two piece during a fun beach day with your kids. Looking good!
Hey Julia Roberts! I see you rockin’ your little stretch marks from having 3 cute kids and not giving a fuck because you are still killin’ it in that bikini!
Hey Katie Holmes! I know you’re not over 40, but I couldn’t help but notice the way whoever put together this picture wanted to highlight your stomach, which has some loose skin which happens naturally to so many women after having a child. However, when I look at this pic I see your wicked toned arms that are enviable af and your super strong thighs! You look incredible!
I see you, Geri Halliwell rocking your post-baby bod at the beach and still proving to the world why so many people referred to you as Sexy Spice!
Hey Jennifer Hudson! I see you doing what so many of us mom’s do post-baby: one-piece swimsuit with something wrapped around our booty. I feel you, but there is no need to cover that booty up, girl! Also, that colour really pops on you!
Paul House says
Is this all the Hot Celebrity Moms you could come up with?
diver says
where is JESSICA ALBA ????
she’s still a perfect 10