Holly Valance, who remarkably is only 28, has announced to the world, while pimping herself at a promotional event while dressed as a cave-girl, that she’s gone and got herself engaged to a millionaire. Presumably, we’re all supposed to be crestfallen at this news like we all still fancy her or something, despite the fact … Continue reading Holly Valance Is Engaged After Fire-Based Proposal And Gigantic Earthwide Indifference