If there's one thing that men find sexy, it's women who star in harrowing films about injured female boxers who commit suicide by chewing their own tongue off – just ask Hilary Swank.
At the start of this year Hilary Swank decided to split up with her husband, whose name she usually had trouble remembering. And, just nine short months after this harrowing upheaval tore her life apart, Hilary Swank has now been pictured in the arms of another man. The slightly mannish-looking harridan!
The story of Hilary Swank's split from Chad Lowe kept literally three people around the world including Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe themselves on the edge of their seat. First, Hilary Swank announced that she was splitting up with Chad Lowe, then there was an unusual period of time where Hilary and Chad tried to save their marriage before Hilary Swank changed her mind and blamed it all on Chad Lowe's substance abuse problem on the front cover of a magazine next to her big grinning bikini-clad face.
All that's in the past now, and Chad Lowe is free to find someone just as desperately unfamous as he is to hook up with – Hilary Swank has only gone and got herself a new man in John Campisi, who could very well be one of her agents. People reports:
Last weekend, fresh from spending a few days together at Donatella and Santo Versace's Lake Como villa, the pair stopped for kisses and snuggles as they contentedly wandered through Rome's Piazza Navona, leaving no doubt that their relationship has morphed from agent-client to something much more personal.
Not only that, but Hilary Swank and Her New Love John Campisi were spotted by an unusually perceptive observer, too, who told the magazine:
"They were hugging and touching all the time. She's really happy. You can see it
in her eyes."
We're quite happy for Hilary Swank here, especially for the obvious tactical reasons she has for choosing an agent as a boyfriend. For one, she'll get her 10% back in flowers and chocolates and also, the next time that Hilary Swank wins an Oscar for making a movie so depressing that it makes everyone want to do themselves in, Hilary Swank will be able to forget to thank her boyfriend and her agent in one go, saving several seconds in which she can practice doing her miserable face in the mirror a bit more.
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Hilary Swank Steps Out With Her New Man – People
[story by Stuart Heritage]
toni says
when it’s time to win an Oscar for portraying a nice person who actually cares about people, she will win. she has forgotten, intentionally dropped and overall screwed every single person who helped her get to where she is today – both personally and professionally – and has decided that her actual life went from trailer park to park ave with absolutely no one helping her inbetween – the most being her ex-husband – who got the ultimate screw when she had to write the check for half the couples money and realized she could keep more if she tried to make her turning into a total jerk her husbands fault.