Ever wanted to do something illegal in front of thousands of people and a bloke who can’t decide if he’s from Birmingham or London? Good, because Mike Skinner from The Streets wants to take drugs with you later this month.

The Streets are set to headline this year’s Get Loaded festival in Clapham this coming bank holiday weekend and, perhaps knowing that watching a man basically talk in a stilted way about how difficult it is being a pretend chav for a hour, Mike Skinner has decided to crank up interest by holding a competition. If you can design a homemade bong better than anyone else, Mike Skinner will let you smoke it onstage during The Streets’s Get Loaded set. It’s a win-win – you’ll get famous and The Streets will claw back their rebellious reputation, even though smoking drugs at a festival these days is about as rebellious as brushing your teeth.