Hey, Want To Hear What Caprice Thinks About Towelling Dresses?
Caprice, eh? Don’t hear much from her these days, do you? Not since that time she pleaded guilty to drink driving in court, anyway.
But still, aside from getting hammered on booze and driving around in an irresponsible fashion, it’s almost as if Caprice has disappeared off the face of the Earth. That’s a shame, because we were really keen to find out who she considers to be her style icons. And now we’ll never find out, so we may as just bloody well kill ourselves.
Except, wait, no – OSOYOU has somehow managed to track Caprice down. Rumour has it they found her living in a cave in a faraway forest where she’s grown a full-length beard, is married to a feral mountain goat and exists purely on a diet of raw bat guano. And thanks to this remarkable discovery, we’re finally able to read what Caprice’s top style tips are. Nice to have to back, Caprice.
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