Let us get this right, Muse fans. Matt Bellamy can do no wrong, right? He’s gifted, smart and beautiful… yet… Kate Hudson is controlling him like a puppet and he’s daft enough to fall for her entrapment baby games, right?
So basically, what we can glean from this line of thinking, which we’ve seen many times from Muse fans on these pages is that, he’s a good musician but well aware that he’s an ugly shit who is punching above his weight with Kate Hudson.
That should put that one to bed, once and for all. But wait! What’s this? You were all worried that your precious Matthew was off getting married to Goldie Hawn’s daughter? Think again!
While Bellamy and Hudson are indeed having a baby together (who will probably end up with some awful sci-fi name like Nebula or Darth Spock), they aren’t engaged to be shackled together in wedlock at all.
That means, if you’re a particularly delusional fan of Muse, you can still do small dribbles and imagine a time where Bellamy looks out from the crowd, sees your stupid head and falls immediately in love with you. And that won’t happen in a thousand light years because, by all accounts, he’s quite happy with his famous girlfriend.
Reports have been saying that the pair would be marrying each other, but alas, Kate Hudson is saying that it isn’t going to happen.
When Hudson was asked by Graham Norton about tying the knot, she said:
“No, no, not that I know of!”
She then added:
“I don’t feel it necessary to get married.”
Cue: ‘Oh! Matt Bellamy not good enough for you now? You witch! You evil Matt Bellamy stealing witch! How dare you?! HOW VERY DARE YOU?! HE’S WAY MORE TALENTED THAN YOU! YOU WITCH!‘
Make your stupid minds up, Muse-os.
For those who are actually quite happy for the couple, Hudson says she thinks she’ll be having a little girl.
“It feels like a girl, but I don’t know. Ryder thinks it’s a girl.”
The Ryder in question is, of course, Shaun Ryder of the Happy Mondays/Black Grape who is now a qualified foetus whisperer.
Don’t expect Hudson to be telling you much about this whole baby thing though.
“We have a couple of names but we’re not telling anyone. People tell you so much about being pregnant it drives me nuts.”
So there you have it. The seemingly pleasant Kate Hudson being seemingly pleasant about the baby she’ll be having with Matt Bellamy who has the most idiotic fans this side of Neverland.
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Bobby says
How does this Star Trek robot lookin’ @$$ muth@fuck@ get Kate Hudson’s perfect @$$ed @$$?
lisa says
don’t be so fucking nasty about Matt! dicks!
liz says
In what world is that slut perfect?? That’s why the other 4354 men didn’t want her! Matt bellamy is perfect!!!
Smurfette says
I am a Muse fan and I have to say I loved this. There are some really obsessive crazy fans, you must be tired of all the crap they post trying to “defend” (?) the dear “Maffoo”, “Matty” and other ridiculous names.
Oh and this
Jane says
This article is so right on! Kate is so fun, so pretty, and not only that she has stolen Matt Bellamy right out from under them! Get a grip, little girls (-;
gilbert wham says
Even given your propensity for unflattering photos, she looks like someone smoothed out Mariella Frostrup. Jesus.
dave says
Matt Bellamy is epically shit!! Utterly and completely shit, I know this not because I have ever bothered to listen to even one second of his music (I honestly haven’t!), its because his fans treat him the same way Twilighters treat Twilight people. He’s a rock-star not Taylor Lautner’s abs. Thoughts Muse fans??
bebo says
Hater!
waddafack says
I’m sure you meant that “in a thousand light years” comment to be ironic right?
Awesome.
mithaearon says
Wow. Muse has fans? Who would of thought a second rate Radiohead would have fans. I mean Radiohead are shit to begin with.
Jessica says
Um. I am a Muse fan as well and I have to say I do agree that there are people out there who go a little overboard when it comes to having silly crushes on rockstars. But your comments are cruel and uncalled for. Do you even know the person? Heard their music? If not, keep your prejudice comments to yourselves. I agree, sucks that Muse is promoted through the Twilight saga. I can make an opinion on this because unfortunately I have seen 2 of the movies and yeah it sucks big time. No offence, Twilight fans you are a bit much at times.
Kate Hudson is very pretty and all but I haven
Oli says
I know plenty of muse fans who hate twilight all that shit did was make emo kids listen to muse, and tbh you should listen to muse they are a great band and totally different from anything around today where some one always sounds like someone else apart from muse so get your facts striaght
Oli says
Muse has fans my friend theyve pretty much sold out every gig they have done in the last 7 years and not to mention selling out wembley 4 times , and Muse have done a lot more than that morbid bunch called radiohead and the only similarities they have was in there early 2 years but last 10 years they have created music like no one else in the music business today.
L. Bellamy says
WHAT IS RONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? Just because Katie is pretty and Matt have some fans that don