Comments on: Hey, Death-Fixated Perverts! Watch The Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape!

By: M_In_O_Town

M_In_O_Town — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:40:07 +0000

Ok I’ve seen it too out of curiosity being a musician too, and the bullshit banter between Cyntha Plaster Caster Albritton and Pamela Des Barres is just too much with Pamela and her 12 step banter about how sexually fearless he was with no boundries, and Cyntha talking about her “casting” session with Jimi. If the cast she had with her was any indication, he was more girth than length. Well all the stardom and legend aside, the guy was only human folks I’m here to tell you and he died just like the rest of us will do, IF this is Hendrix at all which it is probably not.

First thing that was strange is “Jimi” just lying there on the bed motionless with that same “blowfish” expression on his face while the two women were servicing him and all the time not moving a muscle, were it me I’d be grabbing some tit or tail, second thing funny was his hair…too tight of an afro for it to be him. I mean look at all his pictures taken through out his career, it was pretty straight for a black man.

Really needed some sound and more on the film to verify if it really was Jimi, I would also like to have seen who had the film in the first place. Either way I’d set this one right next to Alien Autopsy.

By: Sir AguerrnersZshiza

Sir AguerrnersZshiza — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:28:35 +0000

Well
played.

By: Stabby McGee

Stabby McGee — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:56:42 +0000

What.

By: Maurice Colgan

Maurice Colgan — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:47:09 +0000

OK Euclid, I agree, we are all mentally ill. That’s why I am responding to your libelous words. Even though I know you will not read what I write. Right?

You guys are so easy.

Elvis is dead. He wont read this either.

Thankyouverymuch for not reading. Please don’t read again sometime.

By: mst3kster

mst3kster — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:52:44 +0000

It’ll be Elvis alright; fucking a fried chicken.

It’s finger dickin’ good.

By: euclid

euclid — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:43:46 +0000

Previous monologues (his)
have left me convinced that
McElvis is mentally ill.

I query the wisdom and or
moral responsibilities of baiting him.
Seriously.

(Don’t bother Maurice, I won’t read it and I don’t care.)

By: Maurice Colgan

Maurice Colgan — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:47:40 +0000

I’m accustomed to that already. I usually take the logical path, if you get my drift.

gir,Your obsession with a 66year old guy like me is raising eyebrows. Pick on a child your own age.

By: gir

gir — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:08:55 +0000

Please stop. You’re embarrassing yourself.

By: Maurice Colgan

Maurice Colgan — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:28:20 +0000

I know I know gir, why you keep bothering to respond beats the hell out of me and all the other readers here.
But please continue to serve my purpose all the same. You do it exceedingly well. Almost majestick!

By: gir

gir — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:30:21 +0000

You are not funny Maurice. You are pathologically boring, and your desperate, Elvis-obsessed schtick is wearing thinner than the jumpsuit material between the King’s thighs.

By: Maurice Colgan

Maurice Colgan — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:59:07 +0000

It’ll be Elvis Presley no doubt about it. Editors world-wide are already clearing front pages in anticipation.

Elvis’s performances were legendary!

Women threw themselves at him. Even Ann Margaret! They loved him Tender.

A word of caution, beware the wrath of Priscilla!