Heritage Back, Business As Normal
Then buzz it up
January 21st, 2008 at 10:00 by Stuart Heritage
Hello kids, Stu here. I'm back from what was either a long weekend running through a field with Nicole Kidman or a long weekend walking around a European city for so long that my feet have swollen up to the point where traditional shoes no longer fit me, depending on who you ask.
Anyway, now I'm back. High fives all round! No? Suit yourselves. Thanks ever so much to Shawn Lindseth for filling in on Friday, especially since - and this is completely true - he's getting married this weekend. I only hope that writing stories about Lindsay Lohan hanging out in morgues proved to be an enjoyable distraction from fretting over confetti scatter-patterns for him.
So congratulations to Shawn and his bride-to-be, even if the whole thing is transparently a sham for visa purposes. Now, on with business…
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January 21st, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Now you are not going to run a story in two weeks about how Shawn and his wife are splitting up but are committed to remaining good friends or something, are you?
btw, high 5 back at you.
You folks are the only way we can keep up with celebrity news without projectile vomiting blood.