Heritage Back, And Apparently Female Now

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June 23rd, 2008 at 10:00 by Stuart Heritage

Hello kids, Stu here. These last couple of weeks have been a real struggle, what with the sex-change and the falling in love with a pig and whatever other nonsense Lindseth told you I did on holiday, but I'm back again now. Yes, I know, woo.

So, just quickly, thanks to Paul, Ian and Shawn for looking after the place in my absence. They all put in some sterling work - so sterling, in fact, that I'm about to have them all rounded up and killed before they get any smart ideas about usurping me. Sorrenti first.

I bought you all presents from my trip, honestly, but they were abducted at customs. Apparently child prostitutes are illegal here. Who knew? Anyway, nice to be back. As you were, everyone…

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5 Responses to “Heritage Back, And Apparently Female Now”

  1. gir Says:
    June 23rd, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    I knew he was lying.

  2. munch Says:
    June 23rd, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    Just to confirm it, I verified with Gender Genie which assures me that it thinks that you are indeed male. Whew, glad that’s sorted.

    Please don’t ever leave us alone with them Stu.
    It was truly terrifying.

  3. Shawn Lindseth Says:
    June 23rd, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    I wasn’t lying - I just had bad sources.

  4. gir Says:
    June 23rd, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    When your sources are Shawn Lindseth, reporting is by definition lying.

  5. Shawn Lindseth Says:
    June 23rd, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    I’ll not argue that

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