Hello World

There are times when change is inevitable.

When the forces of the universe become one, the tides of the cosmos ripple in a different direction and the winds of change flow through the vestibules of our lives.

Then there are the times when the lazy twit at the top of the pile goes away and lets the plebs take charge. For some reason, Stu has done this, and now Paul’s had his go, I get a pop.

Whoever made this decision really hasn’t done the most basic of research.

Anyway, while the boss is out gallivanting around attempting to ‘blog’ at passers-by through the means of shouting at them, things are going to be different around here.

We at hecklerspray are going to pay celebrities the respect they deserve, we’re going to honour their artistic contributions to the world of entertainment and we’re going to report in a fair, unbiased and straight-down-the-middle fashion.

Actually: are we fuck. Hello, I’m Ian Dransfield.