It says something about the cultural significance of Harry Potter when an announcement about Helena Bonham Carter being in the new Harry Potter film is almost as big news as Mel Gibson commenting on a woman’s sugary baps.

But it is, so get used to it. Helena Bonham Carter has signed up for the movie of Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix, where’ll she’ll star as Bellatrix Lestrange, a woman who guides Harry Potter through the treacherous task of taking all of his clothes off in front of a crowd of strangers and stabbing six horses in the eyes with a metal spike.