Controversy just follows some people around – take Heidi Fleiss; all she did was organise a string of prostitutes to have sex with a string of high-profile Hollywood A-listers and all of a sudden people seem to think she’s some sort of tramp.

But now Heidi Fleiss has struck upon her most outlandish idea yet. Get this – Heidi Fleiss is all set to open a laundromat. Is Heidi Fleiss opening a sex laundromat, where people pay to have sex with girls inside huge rotating tubs full of soapy water? No. Is Heidi Fleiss opening a special laundromat where people can wash their sex-soiled garments shame-free? No. Heidi Fleiss is opening a coin-operated laundromat where normal people can wash their everyday clothes in a titillation-free environment. Because one of her parrots died. How could you not want to continue reading a story as scintillating as this?