Heidi Fleiss Busted For Some Sort Of Drug Thing

Heidi Fleiss is notorious for many things, like getting prostitutes to bang celebrities for cash and the way she looks like one of those bird-monsters from The Dark Crystal, but now we can add drugs to the list, too.

Heidi Fleiss was arrested in Nevada yesterday for - deep breath - investigation of driving under the influence and possessing drugs without a prescription.

We don't know any details, but we think that probably means that Heidi Fleiss had some over-the-counter medicine on her, and we're guessing it was Dulco Ease. Basically we're insinuating that Heidi Fleiss' bowel is jam-packed with rock-hard impacted turds.

When will these celebrities learn that medicine is bad for you? Anna Nicole Smith died because of medicine, Heath Ledger died because of medicine and Pimp C died because of a medicine that he loved enough to write a little ditty about it. 

And if that's not bad enough, mostly-forgotten 1990s Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss has been pulled over and arrested because of medicine. We know. Where will the carnage end? People reports:

Fleiss, 42, was released on $1,300 bail following her morning arrest near her home in Pahrump, police say… "During the investigation she was found to have prescription narcotics on her person, not in a prescription bottle, and could produce no evidence that the prescription pain medication had been prescribed to her," police said in a press release. "She was arrested and transported to [jail]." 

This is just the latest bump in a long series of controversial episodes for Heidi Fleiss. As well as going to prison for - as far as we can work out - supplying hookers to Charlie Sheen, Heidi Fleiss also claims that Tom Sizemore beat her up. And, more than that, she owns a laundrette. Which sort of makes Heidi Fleiss a bit like a prostitute-supplying Dot Cotton, albeit one who looks like she's been smacked in the mouth with a ton of stinging nettles recently.

It's not known what punishment Heidi Fleiss will receive for her drug arrest, or if that punishment will affect her plans to open a manwhore brothel. Hopefully it won't, because we'd hate to see the violent scenes as the old, rich, stupid, ideologically-confused women of Nevada learn that they have to wait longer than expected to have it off with Mike Tyson.

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Heidi Fleiss Arrested on Drug Charges - People