God’s really been letting his game go lately. His first ten commandments all work well enough in a universal sense, but his 11th commandment – go down the pub, talk to a boy about poo dimensions and film it – might need a bit more work.

And we should know what the 11th commandment is, because we are it. There’s a brand new Podshow series out called 11th Commandment that sees intrepid presenter OJ Borg being sent on a mission by God to go out and interview a lot of people who are big on the internet. And – somewhat confusingly – first on OJ’s list was hecklerspray. Yes, hecklerspray is officially bigger on the internet than the mental German kid. We are proud.

So OJ Borg recently kicked off the 11th Commandment series by going to Camden and interviewing hecklerspray’s Stuart Heritage in a wide-ranging discussion containing at least two derogatory terms for female genitalia, one of which is so offensive that it actually needed to be bleeped out. 11th Commandment looks set to be a must-watch Podshow in weeks to come, and this episode should be of special interest to those of you who like to see slightly self-conscious blonde boys being interviewed about faeces by someone obviously more handsome, confident and intelligent than they are.