The more eagle-eyed of you will have realised that hecklerspray spent the weekend floating face down in the internet canal, having been shot in the chest by a hitman with a gun disguised as a bunch of flowers.

We can put the technical difficulties down to one of two things: 1) hecklerspray is so massively popular that our servers just couldn't take the pressure of running The UK's Number One Entertainment Blog any more, or 2) Some of Keith Urban's fans are also angry hacker types hell-bent on destroying anyone who won't admit that his new album is up there with Dark Side Of The Moon. Either way, we're back now and normal service can be expected to resume sort of soonish. Probably.