This year saw Beyonce release two very very extra Instagram announcements. First, back in February, she announced she was having twins. Then, in July, she returned to Instagram to reveal the twins to the world.
Though we haven’t seen too much of Rumi and Sir Carter (love Bey and Jay, but I really don’t feel the name Sir), the arrival of these twin music messiahs has definitely been one of the high points of 2017.
Beyonce announced her pregnancy in February and had her twins in June which made it seem like she had the shortest fucking pregnancy ever which makes me super jealous because I’m five months in and it feels like I’ve been pregnant since 1973 (or, you know, the summer).
Beyonce and Jay-Z have been super social since having the twins, attending all sorts of fancy ass parties, which means they probably have some REALLY great nannies, which also makes me super jealous because I’m 100% going to have to take care of my own kids all the damn time.
My hope for the new year is that we’ll get to see more of little Rumi and Sir Carter because as of right now I’m only like 80% sure they really exist, and I’d like to be more positive on the subject. I mean, I’m sure they’re probably real, because unlike a certain Kardashian *cough*Khloe*cough*, I don’t think Beyonce faked her pregnancy for attention.
I know I talk about my conspiracy theories about Khloe Kardashian’s “pregnancy” a lot, but this is my job, ok?! I’m supposed to get the hard-hitting stories, and the majority of my hard-hitting stories involve the Kardashians and Jenners.
But anyway, it’s been a really great couple of years for Beyonce and Jay-Z. Phenomenal albums, cute little babies, Beyonce’s ass getting extra thick thanks to said babies. It’s all very #blessed.