So, in last year’s HecklerSpray Advent, I listed all the Kardashian pregnancies as one of the year’s pop culture highlights, so this year I’m obviously going to list those actual babies!
Kris Jenner got THREE new money-makers this year with the births of Chicago (horrible name), Stormi (great name), and True (I’m indifferent).
All three little girls came with their own interesting story.
Chicago West was born to Kim and Kanye in January, but unlike her two older siblings, North and Saint, Chicago was born via surrogate. Kim said it wasn’t safe for her to carry another baby, but we all know she probably didn’t want to mess with her bod anymore (I can really relate).
Stormi Webster was born to Kylie and Travis Scott in February, and, as you’ll recall, Kylie essentially went into hiding her entire pregnancy and didn’t ever confirm she was pregnant. Then a few days after Stormi was born she dropped a super sweet “For Our Daughter” video on YouTube and I was like “Damn, I love you, Kylie Jenner.”
True Thompson was born to Khloe and Tristan Thompson in April, and we all know how that went down. Tristan got caught cheating with numerous Instagram hoes and sent Khloe into labor. Fuuuuuucked. They’re back together now though and everything seems chill.
My favorite new Kardashian baby is clearly Stormi because I like her parents and her name the best. I also think it’s super sweet that these three little girl cousins were born within 4 months of each other and will grow up super close. That’s v sweet. I’m also interested in seeing how puberty and adolescence is going to go for the Disick kids given that they’ll be the only cousins out of the million of them that can’t drop the N-word without it being shitty. Awwwwwkward.