Sorry sorry sorry. I know this was supposed to be posted yesterday, but I’ve got two kids under 4, ok?! Last year I predicted that, thanks to some cool upcoming projects, 2018/2019 might be the great return of Lindsay Lohan. And, in a sense, it kind of was.
Lindsay was in the media more than ever these past few months, however, it hasn’t been for her acting abilities, but rather her lack of dance ability (oh, and her attempts to kidnap some Syrian kids…ffs, Lohan).
Lindsay became a viral sensation this fall after the now infamous video of her dancing at a party in Greece became an internet sensation.
Lindsay looks like someone’s drunk mom at the family Christmas party after her 12th glass of wine, moments before she falls into the Christmas tree. If you dubbed this video with a Bay City Rollers song, it would be my mom’s Christmas party in 2014 (sorry, mom, but we all know the truth).
Lindsay tried to act like she was in on the joke by sharing a bunch of the funny memes about her on her Instagram page, but the reality of the situation is that home girl is clearly a goddamn mess who CANNOT dance. I mean, I remember when she hosted the MTV Movie Awards and tried to open it with a hip hop dance to DMX, so I’ve kinda always knew she couldn’t dance, but this shit really confirms it. (Remember that dance? Remember when Lindsay was hot???)
However, given that, as a culture, we like to laugh at the suffering of others, let us all enjoy alcoholic/probably drug addicted Lindsay Lohan’s Xanax cocktail inspired dancing. Every dad in the world should feel exponentially better about his dancing at the Christmas and New Year’s parties this year, am I right?