Hey bitches! Bet you thought this blog would be late because it’s Christmas Eve. WRONG! I’m here, and I’m a little tipsy and Merry Fucking Christmas!
My 24th post might be random, because I don’t know what’s big on the internet, but a store in Alaska made this “Selling is Service” promotional video that’s kind of become an internet thing, and it’s honestly become the best part of my year.
I won’t lie, there is a new formatting to the blogs now and I’m not 100% sure how to post videos, but here I go trying, if it doesn’t work, Google the “selling is service” video and watch is IMMEDIATLEY. This is my Christmas gift to you guys.
I have had this song stuck in my head for over a fucking month.
Any time anyone ever says that white people have no culture, I want you to show them this video.
Listen, the world is a dark shitty place, and the internet is a dark shitty place where everyone hides behind anonymousness and acts shitty to one another, yet once in a blue moon, the internet gifts us with something so fucking ridiculous and hilarious that we can’t help but be grateful.
This video, aside from actually being a sick and hilarious jam, brings light into the dark world of the internet.
Like, what are we even fucking watching? What is this? Everything about this makes my damn day, so, on Christmas Eve, I wanted to bring you all a little bit of joy.
I’d like to dedicate this blog to my friend Josh who shared this video with me. Today, I made sangria for my Christmas Day guests, and the container it was in leaked and I lost 3 of the 4 litres and it was a fucking HASSLE to clean up all that booze. My Christmas vegetables were soaked in a mix of wine and rum. While my 3.5 year old was helping me mop up “adult juice” I put on this video to cheer myself up while I cleaned up all my wasted booze. And did it help? It did.
Merry Christmas, guys!