This news just dropped today but it 100% counts as something great that happened in 2017. Fine wine of a man, John Stamos, recently got engaged to his girlfriend, Caitlin McHugh, and announced today that the two are expecting a baby!
At 54, John Stamos kind of seemed destined to forever just be a fun uncle, but lucky for us, he has decided to pass on his beautiful hair genetics to a sure to be #blessed child!
In a recent interview, Stamos said he and 31-year-old McHugh had been discussing having a baby for a little while, and after they got engaged she suggested they have a kid before actually getting married. When he asked why, she stated the obvious: “Because you’re old.”
I’m 31-years-old, and if I wasn’t already married and pregnant, I would 100% want to marry and start pumping out babies with John Stamos. Actually, I feel like my husband would probably say the same thing. I’m pretty sure we’re both mutually attracted to John Stamos because, I mean, come on! It’s John Fucking Stamos!
Sure, on paper he might be 54, but the man is a fucking Adonis! He’s a timeless stunner!
In reality, the 13th day of this advent could just be dedicated to the fact that, regardless of how shitty things have been, John Stamos is still a person who exists in the world!
John says he hopes he will be a fun dad, and I’m sure he will be, because I base 90% of what I think about celebrities nowadays by how they conduct themselves on Instagram, and, tbh, John Stamos seems really fun and pleasant on Instagram, so that mixed with the 30 years he’s been Uncle Jesse, leads me to assume he’ll be a fun dad. Judging celebs mostly by their Instagram also leads me to believe that Beyonce just goes out all the time and never sees her children and that Rihanna doesn’t smoke nearly as much weed as she used to, but I digress.