Though I’m sure this is tragic news for those 14 girls who legitimately believed they would be the ones to marry Prince Harry, it’s joyous news to obsessive British royalty followers like my mom!
Just last month, the prince who started off as the less hot son of Princess Diana and grew up to be the way hotter son of Princess Diana, announced his engagement to actress Meghan Markle, and this definitely counts as some of the better news of 2017.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are like the television British royal couple, if you get what I mean. Like Prince William and Duchess Kate are real life good-looking royals, but Harry and Meghan are like the good-looking people who would be CAST as royals, you know? Which makes total sense since Meghan IS an actress.
People have been super jazzed on this union because Meghan Markle will technically be Britain’s first black princess given that she’s biracial with a black mom and white dad. And while I totally get the excitement, let’s keep it real: Meghan Markle is suuuuuper white passing. She’s not like Zendaya or Alicia Keys or Halle Berry bi-racial, she’s almost like a Halsey bi-racial. Like, oh? she’s got a black parent? I mean, yeah, I guess I could see it. But I could also see like a Latino or Hawaiian parent or something, too, ya know? So let’s not all act like Harry is marrying Lupito Nyong’o (though they would make an insanely beautiful couple as well).
Either way, I’m super happy for Harry, just like I was super happy for William, because while Diana was basically forced to marry their shitty father who treated her like garbage and threw his dick to Camilla the night before their wedding, both William and Harry seemed to have married for love, and regardless of how cold I may come across, I think love is just grand, especially at the holidays!