On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A Bieber who got married! That’s right, bitches! I may have been slack on my blogging these past few months, but the HecklerSpray countdown to Christmas advent is BACK! And we are ringing it in by celebrating some of the quickie engagements this year that turned into quickie marriages.
While Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson might not have made it down the aisle, Justin Bieber and Nick Jonas did! In fact, Nick Jonas got married TODAY!
Summer 2018 was the summer of celebrities getting engaged after dating for 30 seconds. Ariana and Pete, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin, and Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra. I thought that of the three couples, Nick and Priyanka were most likely to get married.
Well, just a few months after getting engaged (and like 7 months after they started dating), Nick and Priyanka got married! Today, actually, in India! Check it out:
While Ariana and Pete split up, leading to her jam “Thank U, Next”, Bieber shockingly made it down the aisle first! He and Hailey Baldwin apparently had a simple courthouse ceremony a couple of months back. They’ve settled down in Canada and she’s even changed her Instagram name to Hailey Bieber! Crazy, right? You’d think two people who are as allegedly as super religious as Justin and Hailey would want to get married in a church, but I legit have no details on any of their shit other than the fact that, yes, they are married, so who knows?
I’m not a betting woman (I don’t think my Set For Life purchases count as gambling), but I’d put more money on Nick and Priyanka lasting than Justin and Hailey. Then again, I thought they only got engaged because she was knocked up, yet still there’s no baby bump, so what do I know?