Sorry kids, but hecklerspray’s down this week while we have a bit of a behind the scenes re-jiggle.

Don’t be sad though, because we’ll be back next Monday.

In the meantime, you can paper over the cracks in your heart by taking a peek at our list of stuff to fill your time with until we’re back…

It’s the last week of Big Brother, and there are still lots of
unanswered questions. For instance, what other household objects will
Kinga be able to cram up her lady-crack? Will Craig be met at the front
door by a bunch of white-suited men with a great big net? Is Anthony
ever going to do anything vaguely intelligent? And, most importantly,
who’s going to win? The betting is hotting up over at Betfair.com, so
rush over and grab some of the action.

Preorder a PlayStation Portable. We’re told it’s the new iPod, which
probably means you’ll get mugged the second you step outside with one
of them, but right now it looks like the acest thing ever invented.

Celebrate that space bloke fixing his knackered old shuttle by
playing the Solar Games. It’s like the Olympics, but it’s in space.

Lost starts on Channel 4 this Wednesday, and it’s one of the most
spectacular pieces of television you’re ever likely to see. Ignore the
weird ballroom dancing promos that Channel 4 keeps filling their
ad-breaks with; get ready to entirely suspend your disbelief and you’ll
have a blast. Trust us…

Bask in the greatness of Tiger Tunes – our new favourite Danish
lo-fi electronic rock band – by printing out and making your own Tiger
Tunes paper car. And listening to their wonderful music.

Friday is forecast to be the hottest day since the dawn of time (or something) and Londoners can spend Friday evening cooling off in Kensington Gardens watching
the mental 1960′s Britflick Blow Up on a 50ft screen.

Stare at a girl’s knockers without being caught.

To commemorate the 20th anniversary of it’s release, Jade Dagger
Ninja (aka Shaolin Fox Conspiracy) is released today on DVD. Expect a
bunch of high-kicking kung-fu action as fighters race to find… The
Purple Badger’s secret potion. Seriously.

Go on holiday. Lastminute.com has a bunch of insanely cheap breaks.

And if none of that floats your boat, you can buy a Les Dennis autograph on eBay for a quid.

See you on Monday August 15th.

[story by Stuart Heritage]