Much can be said about Heather Mills. Much has been said about Heather Mills. It’s safe to say that we aren’t the only ones who have said things about Heather Mills.
So we did kind of expect her to fight back in some way, what with her being a bit “interesting” in the head.
What we didn’t expect was that she’d wish cancer on anyone who had ever wronged her, tumours on those who had slighted her and death to those who gave her funny looks.
Sure, she denied she’d actually said that, but we happen to trust The Observer over Bionic Commandette.
Let’s make one thing clear: hecklerspray is not the type to unfairly judge people, places or things, as we are really, really nice.
Unless it’s Heather Mills. And even then, technically, it’s fairly judging her.
Where some celeb-types attract scorn simply by being who they are
(and through the help of millions of squawking, cloying, piss-stained females), or by dying, some bring it on themselves by being a massive, massive twat.
Who would like to guess which side Heather Mills falls into?
And now – as we believe The Observer – we have an even better reason than before to slate the self-obsessed, sympathy-hungry eterno-victim.
In an interview printed this past Sunday, Heather Mills reportedly said:
“The truth always outs in the end – no-one gets away with those things. Certain journalists have written horrible things, and then they’ve got cancer, or they’ve had a tumour, or they’ve died. And it’s terrible for them, but they’ve done really evil things. I truly believe things come back round.”
Why the paper would print her as saying that without her actually saying it we do not know – it’s pretty obvious they would get the crap sued out of them. But the woman with the best hecklerspray picture available on our database quickly backtracked, through her new favourite means of communicating with us peasants: Twitter.
“Having lost my best friend to breast cancer, I cannot believe anybody would believe the moronic so-called journalists who say this!”
It may just be our mind working overtime, but that does seem very much like a comment from a hecklerspray user. She later added:
“Can I reiterate for the gullible that believe lies in the press, I have never said I hope anybody dies of cancer ever.”
We may be gullible – we may be – but Heather Mills did say:
“The truth always outs in the end – no-one gets away with those things. Certain journalists have written horrible things, and then they’ve got cancer, or they’ve had a tumour, or they’ve died. And it’s terrible for them, but they’ve done really evil things. I truly believe things come back round.”
Apparently.
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I posted the statement below on the other Heather mills thread. And i am posting it again. why?
because every time she stands up and claims i am not a liar i will be right behind her to say YES YOU ARE
Been one of her so called victims. what she did to me and my family was sick i am not in the public eye but she made dame sure she made a lot of money out of telling lies about my childhood i sued her AND I WON and any time she wants to meet face to face i am More than willing. how anyone can defend a fantasist and liar like her just beggars believe.
Heather mills claims on her web site that tabloids admit the stories are not true. Has any one been to read the apologies? i have and they are all apologies about things to do with her daughter and building a swimming pool. To hear heather mills say it she would like every one to believe that ALL the stories about her porn past and the prostitute storys and the long list which i have are not true. well i am sorry to say yes the stories are true.
Um… what did she do to you and your family?
Heather believing in karma would be like trees voting for termites.
Oh, Heather. How I adore you. You are so entertaining and vile. Keep up the good work.
Warning: Bad pun ahead.
She must be hopping mad with all this negative press she keeps getting.
Boom boom.
What? No Heather Mill’s fans to spit bile out? Come on, she’s as famous as MJ, Twilight or Chris Brown? Isn’t she?
Hmm guess not.
How can u rite such eveil wordz about this angle? shes acheevd more than u wil in ur hole LIFE like beein a supermodel, maryin a BEATLE then divvorcin a BEATLE and loads of charity stuff. u should get a life an do a job better suited to ur skilz like wiping speshuls bottoms.
Oh, I can’t do this. Not even for fun. What a demented, utterly crackers but admittedly entertaining unidexter she is. Like a crazy colossus her legs bestride the ocean. Well, her leg and a sort of plastic facsimile.