Heather Mills Backflips Out Of Dancing With The Stars

It's been said that Heather Mills won the love of the public by appearing on Dancing With The Stars, but last night she realised that the public doesn't quite love her as much as the rubbish one out of N'Sync - Heather Mills is off the show.

Heather Mills was eliminated from Dancing With The Stars after six glorious weeks of prosthetic-defying twirls and backflips, six glorious weeks of ever-growing public support and six glorious weeks of hearing Heather Mills repeatedly deny that she's a gold digger in interviews regardless of the question she's being asked. But at least now that she's out of Dancing With The Stars Heather Mills can go back to what she does best - no, wait, that's covering her tits in dairy for German sex books, isn't it? Oh well, she can go back to trying to divorce Paul McCartney for all of his money instead.

Back when it was announced that Heather Mills was to appear on Dancing With The Stars, many people thought that it was a cheap ploy to get people to like her. After all, what with all the ludicrous divorce settlement demands and constant police-annoying, Heather Mills didn't have the best of public images.

But, like all cheap ploys, Heather Mills appearing on Dancing With The Stars seemed to work. Although initially Heather Mills was the Dancing With The Stars outsider thanks to the way that nobody likes her; her hard work, determination and physics-defying prowess on an artificial leg turned Heather Mills into an unlikely star. And after Heather Mills did a backflip on the show, the floodgates opened - people started phoning radio stations with their support and letting her dance on a plane like a bit of a tit.

But now the dream is over for Heather Mills - last night she was booted off Dancing With The Stars, as the New York Daily News reports:

When she and her partner, Jonathan Roberts, were announced as the departed, she came to the microphone holding the kind of notes Academy Award winners use to give their acceptance speeches. Sometimes speaking over the hosts, Mills thanked Roberts, her fans and "all the makeup girls." The ex-model-turned-activist called her experience on the show "amazing" and said the most important consequence was raising money for her animal rights causes. "Because of this, we will keep hundreds of thousands of animals alive," said Mills.

But just because she isn't allowed to dance on TV any more, it doesn't mean that Heather Mills will slink away into the background. There's still that role on Desperate Housewives she's chasing, plus there are rumours that she'll occasionally replace Larry King on CNN. Quite where those things will slot into Heather Mills' busy schedule of getting death threats and claiming that Paul McCartney got all stabby stabby on her ass is beyond us.

And it's not all bad news - although appearing on Dancing With The Stars was probably Heather Mills' high watermark and everything that follows will be a relentless gloom-filled slide, at least the pigs will be happy. Apparently they're sad that Heather Mills hasn't pointed at any of them for a while. 

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