So, Christmas is upon us. It’s a time of goodwill, presents, stuffing your face and, if you’re us, a constant reminder of how absolutely no-one ever wants to spend any time at all with us. No. We’re not getting used to it.
However, you might be loved by so-called ‘people’.
In that case, chances are you’ll be having some kind of soiree and you’ll be putting out the nibbles, sporting your best clobber, feverishly tidying the house so people think you don’t normally live in a cesspit and pouring drinks while burping up witticisms stolen from other parties you went to that made you jealous. You’ll be needing to invite people, right? Let us help.
Of course, we’re not the people to ask about inviting other humans to a party. We’re so despairingly unpopular that we may as well send messages in bottles to faraway shores and hope it lands at the feet of a pitying millionaire who wants to give something back to the community.
Not you though. You’re brilliant. People love hanging around with you. They love that unobtrusive music you put on. They love your coronation chicken recipe (we won’t tell anyone you bought it from a shop and sneakily plopped it into your own ramekins.
So if you want to send an invite that’s a little different from the usual store-bought card which you sprinkled a bit of glitter on to make it look like you’d made them yourself, how about inviting them with a bespoke video?
That’s what Absolut Vodka are offering and you can find out how to do it by watching the video below. Look at how clean the host’s house is.
You’re competing with that!
This post was sponsored by Absolut, if you hadn’t guessed.