Warning: this article may contain Harry Potter spoilers about how Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows ends – or, then again, it might not contain any Harry Potter spoilers at all, since there are about a billion different ones knocking about.

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows hype is quite possibly at its most hypiest level of hype at the moment, with millions upon millions of Harry Potter fans wanting to know exactly how the saga of their favourite fictional character ends. Part of this hype, we’d argue, is down to the early online leak of a copy of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows which has kicked off something of a war over Harry Potter spoilers, between those who love the boy wizard so much that they want to discover Harry Potter’s fate for themselves and those who can’t see why everyone’s getting their knickers in a twist about a bloody kid’s book. Anyway, the good news is that we’ve seen a copy of the leaked Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, so we know just about all of the Harry Potter spoilers going.

The bad news is that we’re not going to tell you.